winkydean:

shout out to seventeen writing this

winkydean:

shout out to seventeen writing this

(via toocooltobehipster)

enemaroberts:

oknope:

the only boys i need in my life:

  • michael (kors)
  • christian (dior/louboutin)
  • jimmy (choo)
  • louis (vuitton)
  • tommy (hilfiger)
  • yves (saint-laurent)
  • giorgio (armani)
  • louis-francois (cartier)

the only boys yall can afford

(good)will 

(via toocooltobehipster)

celebstarlets:

7/29/14 - Zoe Saldana + Chris Pratt at the New York Stock Exchange.

celebstarlets:

7/29/14 - Zoe Saldana + Chris Pratt at the New York Stock Exchange.

(via anniegee)

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

(via memewhore)

poeltergeist:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

pleatedjeans:

21 Reasons Leslie Nielsen Was a National Treasure

Police Squad and the Naked Gun films never fail to make me cackle :D

True Comedy God

(via eddamami)

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

(Source: twitter.com, via greatwhiteprivilege)

iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

(Source: ramblers-ghost, via punkmonksteven)

krislapis:

notmysecret:

FUCK

This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices

(Source: boromirs, via grootsdabae)

pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

(via memewhore)

Andy listing Seven Wonders of the World

(Source: nicflor, via terrakion)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY