Wahidah, and just turned 23. I tell too many inappropriate jokes.
Ask me anything.
that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say
Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper
what a baby
DC is being all gritty and “realistic” and Marvel just had a movie where the galaxy is saved by a dance-off and the power of friendship
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE
—Dennis Leary, 1992 (via thegayyestone)
you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
How DC ends their movies:
How Marvel ends their movies: