mirtora:

This is what I’ve evolved to ┐( ̄ヮ ̄)┌

(via grootsdabae)

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

(Source: real-tweets, via grootsdabae)

grootsdabae:

monicalewinsky1996:

that is an outrage

fuckin virgin

grootsdabae:

monicalewinsky1996:

that is an outrage

fuckin virgin

(Source: MSN)

beaky-peartree:

even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit

(via grootsdabae)

dinolich:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

what a baby

dinolich:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

what a baby

(via grootsdabae)

chriskaevil:

DC is being all gritty and “realistic” and Marvel just had a movie where the galaxy is saved by a dance-off and the power of friendship

(via grootsdabae)

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

keepcalm-andpartyyon:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

(Source: totheend-oftheuniverse, via grootsdabae)

Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list.

—Dennis Leary, 1992  (via thegayyestone)

(Source: thedaddycomplex, via grootsdabae)

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

(Source: bluedogeyes, via grootsdabae)

The difference between DC and Marvel

grootsdabae:

How DC ends their movies:

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How Marvel ends their movies:

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