January 2010
Dear mom.
lickystickypickyme:
A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing...
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fmylife:
Today, my boyfriend told me he always thought the female orgasm was an urban legend. FML
manque:
