maxonschrave:

when you try your best

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but you don’t succeed

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(via hotboyproblems)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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(via catholicnun)

im not on tumblr.com to make friends

imfake2:

this is strictly business

(via terrakion)

dykesupremacy:

when straight girls take pictures of themselves kissing their female friend on the cheek and caption it “lol we’re such lesbos/dykes/lezzas” or some other lesbophobic slur 

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(via catholicnun)

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: africans, via hotboyproblems)

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

(via hotboyproblems)

idreaminwords:

Raven’s mom knows what’s up

(Source: pack-mchale, via horanyewest)

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