sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

(Source: sovji-moved, via hotboyproblems)

happiest:

I think my mum got a new phone

happiest:

I think my mum got a new phone

(via coloredmondays)

floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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(via 10knotes)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(via death-by-lulz)

fuckyeahtattoos:

My tattoo to memorialize my first cat Snickers who passed away at age 12 this summer, I’ve had him since I was 5 and he was my absolute best friend, plus quite the celebrity to the people who knew him. It still needs the fram to be coloured in two weeks but I absolutely love it!
Thank you so much Carmin A from Ace and Sword Tattoo in Etobicoke, Ontario. You can check out more of her work on twitter @Carmin_A and on instagram @carminatattoos

fuckyeahtattoos:

My tattoo to memorialize my first cat Snickers who passed away at age 12 this summer, I’ve had him since I was 5 and he was my absolute best friend, plus quite the celebrity to the people who knew him. It still needs the fram to be coloured in two weeks but I absolutely love it!

Thank you so much Carmin A from Ace and Sword Tattoo in Etobicoke, Ontario. You can check out more of her work on twitter @Carmin_A and on instagram @carminatattoos

There’s no time for romance, we have shit to Avenge.

—Scarlett Johansson, on the lack of romantic subplot in The Avengers (via coffeeorsomething)

(via coloredmondays)

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

(via policedog)

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

(via policedog)

onedirectioncutefacts:

onedirectioncutefacts:

a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry

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i fucking love myself

(via policedog)

n-a-d-h-i-e:

I like how, when Tumblr recommends you a blog on your dash, you can choose to ignore it. And it looks really polite

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But it slowly gets more agressive

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And more agressive

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And more

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Then it’s just plain rude

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And my personal favourite

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(via policedog)

urbancatfitters:

dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless

(via hotboyproblems)

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

(via hotboyproblems)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY