Wahidah, and just turned 23. I tell too many inappropriate jokes.
Ask me anything.
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
when straight girls take pictures of themselves kissing their female friend on the cheek and caption it “lol we’re such lesbos/dykes/lezzas” or some other lesbophobic slur
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd