Wahidah, and just turned 23. I tell too many inappropriate jokes.
Ask me anything.
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
My tattoo to memorialize my first cat Snickers who passed away at age 12 this summer, I’ve had him since I was 5 and he was my absolute best friend, plus quite the celebrity to the people who knew him. It still needs the fram to be coloured in two weeks but I absolutely love it!
Thank you so much Carmin A from Ace and Sword Tattoo in Etobicoke, Ontario. You can check out more of her work on twitter @Carmin_A and on instagram @carminatattoos
—Scarlett Johansson, on the lack of romantic subplot in The Avengers (via coffeeorsomething)
does it come with butter pillows
is anyone reading that description
my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe
a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry
i fucking love myself
I like how, when Tumblr recommends you a blog on your dash, you can choose to ignore it. And it looks really polite
But it slowly gets more agressive
And more agressive
Then it’s just plain rude
And my personal favourite
dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless
my follower count is my birth year
did you know jesus personally?